What will your tombstone say?

The about me section to the right says that my tombstone will read, "He wanted pepperoni on his tombstone." This is true, as soon as I have anything worth writing up a will for I will include a clause requiring that my burial place reads as I want it to. I might even include a fake story like the one on Royal Tenenbaum's grave- "Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum (1932-2001) Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."

The reason I'm writing this is because I was contacted earlier today by someone with a blog devoted entirely to slideshows. I was hesitant to ever include one of these slideshows in one of my posts until I came across one about devoted to epitaphs found on the gravestones of various celebrities. Having already stated what I would prefer people to read while standing on top of my rotting body I figured it would be fitting to show you other people who share my morbid sense of humor.

If you can't read the gravestones just click on the picture and it will send you to a link with a bigger shot.