#1. With a bullet... trying to break a fifty or hundred dollar bill on your $3.73 latte... Fuck you man, I only have $200 in my till and you want me to give you half of it?
#2. Telling me the size and name of the drink last when you want something complicated. I understand if you want nonfat milk and sugar-free syrup and what not, but I need to know what type of drink and what size you need first... those are the buttons we push first.
#3. Telling me you want a coffee at the speaker and waiting until the window of the drive though to clarify that you need cream and sugar in your "regular" coffee.
#4. Asking for an extra shot or some flavor in your latte after you've already paid. We know you're just trying to get a free modifier, man. Just pay the 35 extra cents.
#5. Telling me how horrible your life is at the moment. I wouldn't even ask you about your day if the Starbucks corporation didn't require me to. Listen, there are some of you that I really like, but for the most part I don't actually want to know about my customers every day lives; I'm just required to ask.
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