The incoherent ramblings of a slacker college grad relegated to his parents basement while searching for the ultimate question. The answer, of course, is 42.
If elected president I vow to never be on time, sleep in late, chew with my mouth open, talk during movies and steal pennies out of the "leave a penny take a penny" tray. I refuse to wear pants, glue quarters to the ground and my tombstone will read "He wanted Pepperoni." Also, don't steal my shit and pass it off as your own... not cool man.
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